For those of you that have seen the Val Kilmer/Marlon Brando movie The Island of Dr. Moreau, you may remember the part near the end where the question is asked "you are a god, and he is a god, and he is also a god, but which of you is god... number... one?" and it caused a collapse of what little cohesion the god-killing group had.

I predict something similar on Monday because I highly doubt two notoriously Main Character brained billionaires will, or even can, share the spotlight without feeling threatened by their counterpart.

billionaire-tears explosion trump-anguish

  • buh [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    Elon will call something "epic" and Trump will wince because even he knows saying epic is extremely out of date

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 months ago

      Quite possibly, especially as part of a "you're low energy. SAD!" sort of sniping tactic. trump-drenched melon-musk

      They had open contempt for each other and dunked each other on their rival social media accounts before, and neither of them are the kind that would forget that, let alone forgive it.

      The seething will likely be easy to spot.

  • batsforpeace [any, any]
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    3 months ago

    when Musk was all in on DeSantis before Trump, they did his campaign launch announcement on some new twitter stream thing and it was bad from what I remember, audio/technical issues, so the border-bottom is pretty low, I'd expect some Elon-brand product placement in between Trump's self-praise

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 months ago

      I think trump-feed was sending his children/minions to try to build hype for some cryptotrash recently, so maybe he'll peddle Trumpcoin or something.

  • Comp4 [comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    The gravitational pull of their egos is so strong, it will create a black hole. The formation of the black hole causes massive tidal forces, leading to earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and tsunamis on a global scale.

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    I predict the most voracious fellating that can be watched without a prompt asking "Are you over 18?" Musk needs people to like him and he wants Trump's followers to become his reply guys. But he also has a super fragile ego, and Trump likes to mock people, so it could be a glorious mess.

  • Roonerino
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    1 month ago

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    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 months ago

      Up yours, woke Hexbears! We will see who outcringes who. up-yours-woke-moralists

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    trump is gonna audibly shart and they will dump out of the feed claiming nebulous technical issues upstream.

    but the footage will exist and be leaked and claimed as fake.

    that's when they turn on each other.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 months ago

      They're both physically gross people that do Harkonnen-like things to prop themselves up and vaguely present themselves to the public while eating garbage all day while being actually afraid of exercise.

      I think the digestive problems are the free space on the bingo card. kombucha-disgust

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 months ago

      There's stiff competition between that and E-L-O-N announcing that "Blade Runner would drive the ZYBERTRUKKK" my-hero