Omelanda done murdered me Missus and nicked me bloody son

Cockney without rhymin'? You're 'aving a Turkish bath, China plate.

Butcher's hook at these septic tanks on 'exbear try'na be cockney.

this is the only path to making hexbear whiter than it already is

please, turn back before it's too late

i get it fallout london was just released

Wots all ‘is then?

OI YA GOT A LOISENCE FOR DAT DERE ACCENT BRUV

oi bruv

S’bloody mental innit

Wot if eye waz two 'undred feet tawl?

WUD YEW LUV ME IF OI WUZ A BEANUS

fockin' 'ell. we're all bri'ish now 'ere on 'ecksbear?

Not fackin fanny geezer

Wot if we was 'Arry Potter side characters wif names like Archibald Custardmouse or Amelia Shittingcomb

Closest I can do is (try to) speak with Scottish or Irish accent