He used to be funny at least. Now every public appearance he just whines and complains like a loser. He doesn't even have a good nickname for Kamala.

He doesn't make jokes anymore, he doesn't say anything shocking or edgy. He doesn't even make any funny gaffs. He's just sad, boring and low energy now. sad-boi Maybe he's getting old? IDK.

Time to start a rumor that he's been replaced by a body double.

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    I thought he had it in the bag after the debate but without an even older, more senile opponent he's really running on fumes

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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      1 month ago

      It cannot be overstated enough that the only reason Trump ever won in the first place was that the Democrats are so terrible that even a slimy car salesman could beat them.

      It says a lot that someone as mid as Kamala is enough to turn it around for them.

      • carpoftruth [any, any]
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        1 month ago

        Trump would have had a second term already if there hadn't literally been an apocalyptic globe spanning plague

        • pastalicious [he/him, undecided]
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          1 month ago

          That was a really powerful revealing moment for anyone who didn’t already understand that democrats don’t solve crises, they merely weaponize the spectacle of the crisis to promote their level headed managerial aesthetic. If you have an attention span, aren’t completely in denial and care about actually solving the crisis you discover very quickly that they wield their newly earned power as little as possible against the crisis.

      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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        1 month ago

        Cycle's not over yet. Never, ever underestimate Democrats' ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. There's still plenty of time for them to fuck this up.