You don’t need to go shouting it, but if someone starts talking fingerblasting at you, fucking own it. Some coworker is like “fingerblasting sucks”, say “yeah I know, I fingerblast an italian”. Your grandpa says “fingerblasting rules”, say “no it sucks ass, I fingerblast an italian”. You’re on a date and they ask who you’re fingerblasting? Say “an italian”. Cashier asks would you like change? “Yes, I am fingerblasting an italian”.

Be open about your fingerblasting and lay claim to the italian. Be a fingerblaster of italians.