They are a burrowing owl tippity tapping on a keyboard with their footsies shit posting about beanis and this is my headcannon
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What are you talking about @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net posts selfies all the time of course they're an owl in a dirty little hole.
Owls are very smart but they're obsessed with piss, beans and doritos.
no one can convince me that Dirt_Owl isn't actually hungry, give them a dorito
Owls are all a hive mind, and combined they can post about beanis
Dirt_Owl is the only owl I know who is capable of boxing
Which only makes them superior to other non-boxing owls
