like just ignoring how dumb it is on a political sense i just want to say ELEDONKEY would have sounded so much better THAN FUCKING ELEPHONKEY

  • AssaultRifle15 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I agree with this video's thesis that centrists are abominations that should be shunned.

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      anthropomorphizing my centrist ideology as a fursona that is deeply disturbing, because honesty is important, to own myself

      • redthebaron [he/him]
        hexagon
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        4 years ago

        it is also called a elephonkey because it is five letters from each animal because how are they gonna know this is a middle ground and not let's say a elephant that has donkey features or vice versa

        • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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          edit-2
          4 years ago

          oh, shit, i thought it was because it was the new model of blackberry and had elevated phone keys.. wait.. what year is it?

          edit: taking five letters from each makes perfect sense, because you drop three letters from elephant but only one from donkey and thats compromise

    • redthebaron [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      my takeaway from the video is that the donkey and elephant are correct and telling him to fuck off

  • Gris [she/her,they/them]
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    4 years ago

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  • GreyBear [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Half of the DNC speakers this year were republicans. The donkey should be sitting in the elephants knee

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      eleven honkies. thats how many republicans they predict they can turn away from trump with this furry abomination

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    ELEDONKEY would have sounded so much better THAN FUCKING ELEPHONKEY

    "Eledonkey" contains the entire word "donkey" and only part of the word "elephant", so it's leans too Democratic. "Elephonkey" contains only part of each word, thus representing the big-brain compromise solution that makes nobody satisfied.

    • redthebaron [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      like someone pointed out to me here that while elephonkey has 5 letters from each animals it still a compromise as you only have to drop a single letter from donkey while you have to drop 3 from the elephant

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    how are there actual adults who take this shit seriously

    • redthebaron [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      like literally getting patronized by a big media conglomarate and eating that shit up i would rather die

  • kristina [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    look at the elephonkey sportsball team owo wow so cool haha funny