Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich

  • Laborer3652@reddthat.com
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    1 month ago

    You have to remember that the removed Brits spent hundreds of years raping and pillaging the world for spices, and the next hundreds of tears refusing to use them. The blander, the better!

    • don@lemm.ee
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      1 month ago

      “I say, this boiled tapwater is a bit… aggressive, don’t you think?”

    • Barx [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      English people eat butter sandwiches.

      The more common version throws a couple of pommes frites in there so they can pretend it isn't just butter between slicea of white bread.

      • miz [any, any]
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        1 month ago

        my favorite is when they put a piece of toasted bread between two slices of untoasted bread

      • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
        hexagon
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        1 month ago

        I used to eat butter and jelly sandwiches when I was a child. Would the Brits crucify me for adding jelly??? Is it too spicy