Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    How dare you try to poison people with flavour! Everyone knows a proper cucumber sandwich is a single layer of cucumber slices (skin removed) between two slices of white bread (Use us-foreign-policy as a guide). If you're feeling particularly daring you may add a small pinch of salt and pepper but be careful not to over season, you wouldn't want to make something tasty by accident!