• SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      He had several milkshakes thrown at him years ago, and the shakes were solid enough that his feet flattened out and elongated when struck by the devilish antifa shakes

    • peeonyou [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      they make honking sounds with every step to keep him center of attention