Their theory is that (and I am assuming this is all celebrity gossip level stuff lol) Barack is dating Jennifer Aniston and has been separated from Michelle for some time (that's why he's in hawaii constantly?? not because of his other billionaire friends who also live there, but to hang out with Jennifer Aniston??); anyways their proof was showing me some article where Aniston's rep denied any affair so...
I keep imagining Barack saying something like 
"Michelle, I uh, invited Jennifer Aniston over for dinner. Perhaps later in the evening we could, uh, experim-...no? Very well..."
"Jennifer, uh, I am delighted you came. Unfortunately Michelle is not feeling well. Let me get your coat; have you, uh, seen this year's playlist? I believe this is Chihiro."
"Jennifer, let me be clear. Michelle would not let me sit in the Cuck Chair and it has caused a rift in our relationship."
please help me
He's not been a president for a decade plus, why the fuck would it matter if he keeps this secret? This shit is the purview of people with zero other problems and I will never understand it.
Whatever the case may be I hope he sees sense one day and walks into the sea, never to be seen again
He's not been a president for a decade plus, why the fuck would it matter if he keeps this secret?
idk please stop yelling at me. . . .
something very funny to me about imagining that Obama never got any more rizz than he had when he was failing to impress ethereal bisexuals by reading Marx
