I just saw some old dude walking down the street wearing a ball cap with an extended brim, like solidly twice the length of a normal brim.
That's it, thats the new style. This is what 2020 has brought you. This is what the zoomers & alphas will be rocking for the next 6 years. Get ready.
and then the converse: yankee with no brim
That shit is counter-revolutionary and i will have no truck with it.
No, i shouldn't have to explain.