I usually sing tv jingles to Mr. Softie, like today after I cleaned out his litter box I was singing the JG Wentworth jingle to him about having a clean litter box.
I have a little peanut and he needs his box now!
Call Mr. Peanut, 877-Peanut-Now!
Yes I am very weird.
I work in references to my cat's fur color because I had an orange cat and combining words to make orange rhymes was so fucking funny to me.
"You are such a small orange I got you from the storange (I did not, her mom got knocked up)"