I audibly guffawed when I saw the title
I didn't post in dunk tank because the concept, title and byline are so silly that you can't get upset with it.
"You are right Comrade Peterson, I will clean my room and abandon this "communism" nonsense I was cooking up immediately."
"Marx was stinky" is literally the best argument they have against communism.
Marx failed to consider that he smells and probably has cooties
I would inhale that Marx-musk. Deeply!