How do you do the things you do?
Share with me your secrets deep inside
What kind of Pokémon are you?
Are you loyal through and through?
And do you have a heart that's truuuuuue?
What kind of Pokémon are you
Uh, yeah, come on, yeah
Uh, uh-huh, yo
Don't you bug me with a Caterpie
For a Flying-type the win's easy
Good luck with Muk and its poison gas
Make one wrong move and it'll kick your grass
spoiler
holy shit I forgot how bad these were
They're so corny but, we've heard it so many times that it's familiarity becomes a comfort amidst a rapidly changing world. That's why I now have the urge to rewatch the shorts from the first two movies. Maybe the original anime too.
Oh lmao i always thought the line was 'get lucky with a muk' and only now i realise how bad that sounds
Putting this in badposting is the most incorrect take I've seen in living memory
deeeeeeeply unserious
