He's too old for it to be a reference but like... That's his actual name. Jan Six. I don't know how to process this.
Dad, did you name my brother Jan Six after the storming of the capitol building on 2021?
No, it's a pure coincidence and we had no idea something funny as fuck would happen on that day
Thanks, dad!
No problem, Fathers Day 2023!
Call me Jan Six because I just stormed the capitol and smeared shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk.
Too much personality for a drone, but he does have a black eye that looks a bit like a facial prosthetic
Diesel is like real german surname tho, like the guy who invented diesel was Rudolf Diesel
One of many made-up sounding things, like the inventor of Shrapnel was John Henry Shrapnel or the iPod was made by Tim Apple
Spokespeople for whatever neo-feudalist Hitlerian zombie state succeeds Ukraine.
i was in walmart a few months back and from the next aisle over, i heard this mom yell at her two sons- "CHEVY!!! MICHAEL KEATON!!! CUT THAT OUT!!!"
Still remember when I worked as a concierge, helped a guy out named Oa Skywalker
Pretty sure he gave himself the name
But surprisingly nice either way
I want to believe that kid is the sixth Jan. The only successful genetically modified child to live from the cloning vats.
