Ladies and gentlemen, fascism has been defeated
It would be so funny if he actually died before the election of covid. Please comedy gods, it would go a long way to make up for this year. And then Biden wins and he dies like two weeks into office.
We'd still have to deal with Pence for the remainder of the year, which would also suck
it would be generationally fucked for the left tho because all the fashyslashies would blame the cia or soros or pelosi for suiciding him
if trump dies to corona there will be immediate conspiracy theories that he was abducted by the leftist deepstate
if Biden dies there go the never Trump Republicans the Dems have spent all year courting
there will be tons of conspiracy theories about how they killed him to prevent electoral disaster/give the GOP an out to save the party
