looks at assembled journalists. looks down at american death statistics correlating obesity and covid deaths

i uh... this data thing is very tricky you see, and uh... sweating profusely we wouldnt want to get everyone in a panic about our favourite hamberderboy.. its just ahem ah uh hmm

the butterblooded are fucked okay? fucked. yeah i said it, that fat fucker has a snowballs chance i...

removed from podium by fbi