https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1311870506530795521?s=21

      • a_maoist_quetzal [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Bolsonaro and Johnson may be pigs but at least they didn't grow up on a North American diet

          • deadtoddler420 [any]
            ·
            4 years ago

            i eat tendies 4 times a week, but i actually excercise, and my lungs have been absolutely fucked for three months. there's no way this fucker isn't going on an inhaler this year if he gets it. if he gets it anywhere near as bad as i have it, he's fucked. he ain't gonna be able to stand in the cold or do a speech or anything without sounding like he's dying. it'll be hilarious.

          • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
            ·
            4 years ago

            looks at assembled journalists. looks down at american death statistics correlating obesity and covid deaths

            i uh... this data thing is very tricky you see, and uh... sweating profusely we wouldnt want to get everyone in a panic about our favourite hamberderboy.. its just ahem ah uh hmm

            the butterblooded are fucked okay? fucked. yeah i said it, that fat fucker has a snowballs chance i...

            removed from podium by fbi

    • Randomdog [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      I'm about 80% certain that Boris didn't have it and the whole thing was a publicity stunt.

      Possibly a naive attempt to make his base take the virus seriously? Possibly to make people feel sorry for him or make him look like a hero?

      I dunno, either way I'm pretty sure it was fake.

    • cadence [they/them,she/her]
      ·
      4 years ago

      I mean, I'm not gonna get my hopes up after what happened to them. If Trump dies then we can talk.

  • PlantsRcool [any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    This seems correct. Trump probably has the rona? Is there sometht I'm missing??