And I'm taking Poison Ivy off the table. Too easy. I think I'd go with The Penguin, mostly cause that just seems like normal crimes.

  • EstraDoll [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    shitty faux brooklyn accent "Ayyy, what's da plan, boss???"

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 months ago

      What ineffectual weapon would you smack your palm with when you're about to hit something or someone? I wanna be the guy yhst starts out with a gun, has it bataranged out of his hand and then uses a garbage can lid.

      • EstraDoll [she/her]
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        3 months ago

        I wouldn't say ineffectual but I would say I'd use something improvised

        1. Baseball bat
        2. Crowbar
        3. Big pipe wrench
        4. Metal pipe

        in order of preference