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Man, ask Jeeves used to be a snooty butler
Hated that guy
Web crawler is where it's at
They cancelled Jeeves because of DEI and replaced him with Siri, who is Indian or something, and some people are saying may have came to California illegally. I wouldn't say that, I'm just telling you what I've heard, but a lot of people are saying this. Tim Apple has treated Jeeves very unfairly for many years, and it's very sad. They're making the phones in China and doing Siri with the phones and cancelled Jeeves and it's a real shame. Just a mess. But we're gonna bring back Jeeves, I will say that.
True Jeeves heads already have him bookmarked in their Netscape.
I'm prepared for any aliens that try to J-off my computer