t-to report it, duh!!!

It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography

What is the charge? Looking at a post? A shitty badpost thread? Oh, that's a nice report, comrade. Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your beanis well. And you, comrade, are you waiting to receive my ironic comment? How dare you; get your upbears off me. Tata and farewell.

Oh umm I wasn't looking for anything Officer, I was just admiring the deco......... SCRAM Y'ALL LETS GET THE FUK OUTTA HERE!!!

"Uhh, I was just arriving on the scene to make sure someone already got the job done! Thanks for being such a good volcel officer."

Cuz I am horny