• ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml
    hexagon
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    4 months ago

    These are the same companies saying they want people back in the office because face-to-face collaboration is important for productivity or some shit. When the company doesn't care that you're decomposing in the office then they also about the work you're doing or how you're doing it.

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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      4 months ago

      When they say that having everyone on-site is important to their corporate culture, they mean the microbial colonies that devour your body as you decompose.