• LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]
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    4 months ago

    Yesterday I went to the grocery store and all the garlic presses were on sale for $9.11. I guess you'll never forget how easy it is to crush your garlic

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      Making airplane noises as I press the garlic and then saying softly in a high pitched tone "Ahhh nooo what will happen to my stocks" as it squeezes through the holes.