"Hurry in for deals so hot they can melt steel beams!"I will buy the product of the first serious company that does this. This is my solemn vow.
Already happened, but America wasn't ready and they went out of business
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
you buy something for 35% off and then BAM, while you're checking out you get a second surprise discount
you walk out the store while Israeli employees dance and cheer you on
A shelf near you randomly collapses for no reason
Hell, "country" singers already milked the fuck out of it, so the precedent is there.
Yesterday I went to the grocery store and all the garlic presses were on sale for $9.11. I guess you'll never forget how easy it is to crush your garlic
Making airplane noises as I press the garlic and then saying softly in a high pitched tone "Ahhh nooo what will happen to my stocks" as it squeezes through the holes.
