"So yeah the son of God was on earth, but you just missed him. He was crucified about 50 years ago. Your dad might've met him."
And then Mount Vesuvius fucking explodes
Edit: I meant Roman, I wrote this late at night.
"So yeah the son of God was on earth, but you just missed him. He was crucified about 50 years ago. Your dad might've met him."
And then Mount Vesuvius fucking explodes
Edit: I meant Roman, I wrote this late at night.
I've always wondered why people were so ready to convert. Like, if I was some ancient Roman and some guy came up to me offering a new god that's even better than the old ones and much easier to worship, I wouldn't just immediately fall for it. It just seems like a scam.
It did take a while, and I'm sure people called it a cult of Jesus or something back then too (Idk if there's evidence for that but there were many cults of Gods/demigods etc. in antiquity)
Idk, what was holding you to the other guy?
Me not getting torn apart by lions in the Arena
Imagine this dude with a Centurion hat.
Dear Nazerenes if your god is so almighty why doesnt he stop me from nailing you to this cross here
it seemed positive if you were a woman or enslaved.
Periodic reminder that the Roman Empire sucked, for everyone who wasn't a patrician.