.> Be me, high status alpha male

.> my wife left me 🤣😂

.> offer a pony for a hand-job

.> my second wife left me 🤣😂

.> lose 100 billion dollars because I was shitposting on ket and decided to buy and sink a social media platform

.> my third wife left me 🤣😂

.> decide to pretend my child is dead because she is woke

.> my fourth wife left me 🤣😂

.> inseminate several of my employees so my gene-seed can rule forever

.> my fifth wife left me 🤣😂

.> lay the groundwork for catastrophic kessler syndrome because I want to go to space like my epic sci fi's

.> my sixth wife left me 🤣😂

.> spend my days as the richest man on earth looking at the worst most depraved crypto-nazi scum on my own website

.> my seventh wife left me 🤣😂

.> librul tears 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂