Well in the new Sonic they're made him the police off to arrest Shadow.

Look I'm probably too old to give a shit about this anymore, but god damn do I hate how out of character movie Sonic is.

Sonic is an anarchist. He hates cops, that's true of all the mainline games.

Even that anime from the 2000s got that right.

Movie Sonic is a wimpy uncool dweeb that want's to be a cop. I couldn't think of anything more not-Sonic than that.

  • Cammy [she/her]
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    14 days ago

    I hated that they made him best buddies with a cop.

    They created an alternate universe where the cops are so kindhearted that James Marsden's character is considered an average cop.

    The guy's sister in law is portrayed as hating him for no good reason. She's Black and her sister married a cop in fucking small town Montana.

    Sonic would fucking hate the US. He'd see how fucked up we are to animals. Sonic would immediately start a leftist revolution. Imagine how dope that would be for a Sonic game.

    But no, gotta have the Sonic who stands for the flag and doesn't care where his chili dogs come from.

    • Cammy [she/her]
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      14 days ago

      I'm kinda going in a lot of directions with this, but it sucks seeing sonic okay with the status quo.

      One of the earliest features in his games was that he saved animals. Up until sonic adventure 2, sonic would free animals because that was his thing. He dismantled drilling operations and factories. He actively fought a guy who exploited nature for bullshit self interest.

      But they present a version of Sonic who could enter our world and not have a problem with it.

      • Cammy [she/her]
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        14 days ago

        The movies are just so badly conceived that I cannot believe it enough to suspend my disbelief.

    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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      14 days ago

      Everyone loves the nice small town cop and he refuses to join the SFPD so he can stay in his home town burgerpain