These look sad. Way too oily, it looks like it would coat my mouth with grease. Let me mansplain to you how you should cook and make you feel like an idiot while doing it.

EDIT: OH I NEED TO FOLLOW THE RULES EVERYONE ELSE DOES? LET ME FLY OFF THE HANDLE AND CALL EVERYONE NAMES THEN GO INTO OTHER THREADS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT FUCKING LOSER NERDS.

I feel bad for the people you abuse like this in your life.