I'm drunk and just want some casual conversation going on. Not necessarily with me because I'm awkward autistic trash but like. Idk. Story time. Dank memes. Predictions on who is gonna fucking D I E idk. Love y'all.

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Once the bathroom door got jammed shut in my apartment when I took a shower. Spent a while trying to break down the door to no success (being tired, naked, and stuck in a hot room). Started to freak out because the first people who would realize something had happened were my parents, who had just left on a two-week vacation. Had to use a pair of tweezers to unscrew the door knob, then once it was out, used it to bash a hole in the door and climbed out.

    The latch stayed stuck in place, even after I removed the doorknob. Landlord decided not to charge me damages when he went to remove the latch and had to use a crowbar to do so. (Disclaimer: ALAB)