Nothing like people who pride themselves in being stuffy, prudish Jesusy types claim that it’s anti-conservative that video game women AREN’T naked enough.
My pet conspiracy is that CHUDs sincerely want life to be completely sexless and joyless for us lowly poors, lgbt folk, and other “lessers”, but they get all the debauchery for themselves as “reward” for conforming so well. It’s the ultimate expression of the Madonna/whore complex. They think everyone should be strapped in a chastity belt except for them.
EDIT: I really need to stop trying to be a rip-off of BMF
…aaand that reminded me of Brave New World where the genetically engineered “master race” (literally called alphas) literally do nothing but debauchery all day, whether it be lazing around, soma, or orgies. All the other people who are genetically sabotaged to be the slave class do nothing but menial labor and are programmed to like it
They want sex to be an exquisite exclusive very special prize for the winningest winners (themselves) and are really mad if sex is happening that isn't sex for the winners (themselves).
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
Nothing like people who pride themselves in being stuffy, prudish Jesusy types claim that it’s anti-conservative that video game women AREN’T naked enough.
My pet conspiracy is that CHUDs sincerely want life to be completely sexless and joyless for us lowly poors, lgbt folk, and other “lessers”, but they get all the debauchery for themselves as “reward” for conforming so well. It’s the ultimate expression of the Madonna/whore complex. They think everyone should be strapped in a chastity belt except for them.
EDIT: I really need to stop trying to be a rip-off of BMF
You should be more BMF, not less.
I propose the reverse.
Their Victorian nature might make it so they actually take pleasure in it thoufh
Maybe they would be less insane then.
Have you seen Victorian England?
Victorians didn't derive pleasure from this, they did it purely to make others suffer in the name of maintaining their social order.
Exactly!
I think they'd lean on more violence than gooning then.
Will do, but I don’t think I’ll go whole hog on the sectarianism.
That's the Handmaid's Tale and the brothels for the elite. They totally want that.
…aaand that reminded me of Brave New World where the genetically engineered “master race” (literally called alphas) literally do nothing but debauchery all day, whether it be lazing around, soma, or orgies. All the other people who are genetically sabotaged to be the slave class do nothing but menial labor and are programmed to like it
Sounds like Bazinga CHUD heaven.
Garfield's an alpha?!
They want sex to be an exquisite exclusive very special prize for the winningest winners (themselves) and are really mad if sex is happening that isn't sex for the winners (themselves).
Reminds me of this TV trope. CHUDs really are caricatures.
A lot of chuds give me big Frollo vibes, that's for sure.
Good observation, but if I could paint them as anyone, it would be a certain blue collar caveman with a famous aversion to flavored coffee…
The Fred Flintstone chud as an overall chud archetype?
I was making a joke about the old Pumpkin spice latte chud who made a bunch of Hannah-Barbera alts.
If we’re comparing chuds to cartoon characters I needed to get one in.
I did see some links to some of the Flintstonian's old rants.
Misogyny (and slurs) indistinguishable from redpilly redditors... and /pol/ groypers for that matter.