• Sam_Hyde [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I guarantee there are records for that https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/15/what-happens-trump-bathroom/

    • TossedAccount [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Considering how much McD's and dry-ass burnt steak he eats, my money's on (spoilered for gross imagery)

      spoiler

      weekly or semi-weekly truck dumps consisting primarily of solid, painful two-flusher logs, with bouts of constipation in between. Trump almost certainly spends this time on the toilet shitposting on twitter and shouting at his aides demanding laxatives. The only laxatives he'll accept are of course McD's pancake syrup and coffee.