LIMITED EDITION and theres a SALE?!?!?!? I need this NOW

  • goose [he/him]
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    9 days ago

    I genuinely do not understand what this shirt is trying to convey

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        9 days ago

        Wearers of this shirt get terminator vision for unsucked dick

        bunny-cop Listen. And understand. They are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until your VolCel Pledge is over.

      • bumpusoot [any]
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        9 days ago

        This is not a saying I've ever heard, I also wonder what it's meant to convey. That the speaker eats wings??

        • yoink [she/her]
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          8 days ago

          the implication is that you are so good at X that things that would be affected by X cower in fear when they see you, that you basically have a reputation for that specific thing

          in the case of wings, its that you are so prolific at wing eating that other wings are scared when they see you

          in the case of unsucked penises, the implication is that they won't be unsucked for long

    • miz [any, any]
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      9 days ago

      my best guess is "I'm getting head and busting and all these unsucked losers are jealous"

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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    9 days ago

    Holy shit, it's real:
    https://votegearoutlet.com/product/original-i-know-an-unsucked-dick-hate-to-see-me-coming-shirt/

    Archive:
    https://archive.is/8OBvZ

    CW for possible transphobic bullshit in the sidebar recs; they're clearly trying to pull a both-sides here

    Edit: OP left off the product description, which is possibly the best part. fellow-kids

    So, I am wearing something new everyday. I feel fresh and exiting. Also don’t forget the Original I Know An Unsucked Dick Hate To See Me Coming Shirt so you should to go to store and get this messages and drawing on T-shirts. That’s made it special. If you want to wear a long t-shirt in a stylish way, pair it with leggings or skinny jeans. You can also knot the t-shirt at the waist or wear it off-the-shoulder for a more trend-forward look. Er…well, this American does. I wear T-shirts frequently, because they’re comfortable. They’re very commonly worn in the US. I expect most Americans would have reason to refer to them at some point, even if they don’t wear T-shirts themselves. To me, San Francisco based designers Nice Collective make some of the best, interesting and at times innovative t shirt styles in fashion today.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    9 days ago

    volcel-judge "Chief, you don't have some side-hustle that you haven't reported to Hexbear, right?"

    top-cop "Of course not! Ha ha, why would I want any extra money on top of my salary as chief of the VolCel police?"

    bunny-cop grumbles something about union