My prediction is that the corpo media will take whatever trump-anguish babbles or mutters about and use sophistry to spin it into an epic comeback because the "horse race" mandate is that necessary for corpo news business models.

It will be startling, even to some casual observers, that might say "wait, that rambling about Hannibal Lecter is supposed to be part of an epic comeback that places trump-moist at a 50/50 chance to win again? Did I just hear that from those talking heads on TV?" And they'll get used to that as the new normal but for a moment things will feel a bit unprecedentedly strange.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Trump is gonna shit himself audibly and just completely power through it, overwhelming Kamama's Xanax ride and turning her into a massive weirdo.

    several minutes will be dedicated to each of them trying to top their unconditional support for genocide against Muslims.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      There's a nonzero chance of the microphone picking up the "Fish Delite" and Diet Coke byproducts. kombucha-disgust