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  • AvocadoVapelung [comrade/them]
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    the first speaker will cede some of their time to do a moment of silence for the victims of 10/7 and/or 9/11

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      • dannoffs [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        I'm going to claim victory if Trump says any racial slur.

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          • dannoffs [he/him]
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            My problem is I don't think Trump is smart enough to know any slurs directed towards Indians.

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  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    This is the bingo spot guess: kamala will at some point say "I'm speaking. I'm speaking."

    I think that's why they wanted united mics so bad. She clearly thinks it's a really good line that'll score her more votes, she's used it a few times this go around already (including against pro Palestine protestors lol).

    For something unusual, Trump admits to wearing diapers. Probably accidently in a weird roundabout way

  • someone [comrade/them, they/them]
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    4 months ago

    Harris starts claiming indirect credit for American-led coups against democratically-elected leaders overseas, thinking that mentioning that will make her look tougher.

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  • Homer_Simpson [they/them]
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    Trump threatens another 9/11

    Mainstream discourse about the merits of a presidential candidate eating a roadkill bear vs park ducks vs actual pets vs that dog RFK ate.

    I'm from Springfield Ohio, and I say eat em all!

    "I'm speaking" repeated one too many times.

    Carefully researched alternatives to "I'm speaking". "Are you ok?" would be killed tbh

    "They're eating cats & dogs folks, the Democrats they want to serve Air Bud up on a platter"

    But one thing is for certain, I will turn it off and fall asleep before it is half way through

    edit: I'll be taking my awards now

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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    Trump is gonna shit himself audibly and just completely power through it, overwhelming Kamama's Xanax ride and turning her into a massive weirdo.

    several minutes will be dedicated to each of them trying to top their unconditional support for genocide against Muslims.

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  • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    I hope we get some classic bitchy Hollywood Trump. Making fun of Harris’s laugh, implying that she’s addicted to Xanax, telling her to ask Hillary how to cope after she loses, that sort of thing. Too much MAGA lately, we deserve a little “Sissy Grayden Carter’s brunch no longer hot” from Trump. This may be one of the last moments he gets center stage in the national spotlight, it’s time for a return to form.

  • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    4 months ago

    moderators are going to ask about candidates stances on trans issues, and they will fight over who is going to be more concerned about integrity in sports and limiting young adult access to healthcare

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