Trump threatens another 9/11

Mainstream discourse about the merits of a presidential candidate eating a roadkill bear vs park ducks vs actual pets vs that dog RFK ate.

I'm from Springfield Ohio, and I say eat em all!

"I'm speaking" repeated one too many times.

Carefully researched alternatives to "I'm speaking". "Are you ok?" would be killed tbh

"They're eating cats & dogs folks, the Democrats they want to serve Air Bud up on a platter"

But one thing is for certain, I will turn it off and fall asleep before it is half way through

edit: I'll be taking my awards now