Hard mode: the monetization has to be from sales of copies of the game, not from loot boxes, "battle passes," or gacha trash. Chuds will put money into gacha trash no matter what anyway.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    6 days ago

    Fuck... I see the potential lathe-of-heaven berdly-nooooo

    "This is a noble war against the godless automaton swarms of the communists... but because of dishonorable meddling from diplomats, we are eventually forced to entrench at the point of standoff instead of bringing Freedom and Democracy to that insect hive... at least until the Black Ops Zombie Edition that has a bunch of fever-dream bullshit happening behind the lines. And zombies. Always zombies. Zombies are objectively epic and never tiresome." frothingfash

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        6 days ago

        Give him a dead wife to avenge and some awooga camera-ogled daughter to protect/save that somehow got taken by the godless communist hordes and you got yourself a blockbuster movie too! so-true

        Can picture the cover with epic gruff mcwhiteman with his m1 garand and the explosion in the background.

        Make sure the cover has a flaky deteriorating series of motion swirls to show how creativity is dead and in ongoing decay too! so-true

    • heggs_bayer [none/use name]
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      5 days ago

      Make the zombies commie zombies instead of nazi zombies and the chuds will be even more excited.