Do you think JD Vance was a Hot Couch guy?

Vernon_Tennessee [null/void, he/him] · 4 months ago

OptimusSubprime [he/him, they/them] · 4 months ago

Hot Couch Guy?

More like a "Hot For His Couch" guy

Cammy [she/her] · 4 months ago

He just put the couch in the microwave for a little bit to reach human body temperature. It would be weirder if he didn't.

tamagotchicowboy [he/him] · 4 months ago

That couch? A 10/10

Assian_Candor [comrade/them] · 4 months ago

That's most definitely not a hot couch

tamagotchicowboy [he/him] · 4 months ago

I'm not the best judge at the sexiness of couches

HexBeara · edit-2 3 months ago

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Vernon_Tennessee [null/void, he/him] · 4 months ago

JD Vance: Couch Cuck

wtypstanaccount04 [he/him] · 4 months ago

Yes but what does he sit in

Grownbravy [they/them] · 4 months ago

Not like that

borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml · 4 months ago

I bet he likes cockroaches tickling his balls

Henry@lemmy.zip · edit-2 4 months ago

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