• UlyssesT [he/him]
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    5 days ago

    He'd probably get domed if he tried to remove thumping, screeching, and bwaaaaming sounds alongside jump cuts in movie trailers, or pretentiously remixed nostalgia song covers playing during them for that matter.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    5 days ago

    JFK had evidence that would lead to the end of Spider-Man origin story reboots.

  • Angel [any]
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    5 days ago

    wtf based JFK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? wow-cool-robot

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    5 days ago

    Oh! Oh! Oh!

    Made love.

    Sometimes.

    Stared in movies that appeared in our minds.

    He was the US Adam with Jacqueline wife-

    He was a hyper charismatic, telepathical knight!

  • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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    5 days ago

    Fidel Castro and JFK had a lot of sex as part of an undercover mission to expose the world for its unwarranted horniness.

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    5 days ago

    Lyndon B Johnson and George H. W. Bush killed JFK as part of a conspiracy to, along with David Lynch, David Cronenberg, John Waters, and Gaspar Noe (2 weeks old), make cinema horny.