Mr. End Wokeness, I am writing you because I fear for my life. My name is Sprinkles and I'm a 3 year old tabby cat. Every day when I go outside to play I'm chased around by EVIL IMMIGRANTS who want to EAT ME. Please Mr. Wokeness, please deport these nasty people.

You can end wokeness pretty easily by just going to sleep. Like just walk away from the computer and crawl into bed lol