Tell me what the perfect, ideal, nonpolitical bideo bame would look like to the most basic of males from 21st century Burgerland, the dark timeline where the Bell Riots didn't happen in 2024.

Hard mode: It can't be this.

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Do you sense the the desires unconsciously or is it a conscious thing? When someone's deepest desires are pregnant sonic do you metamorph into pregnant sonic? Is that like a choice think or do you get to decide you don't want to be preggo sonic for this weirdo?

Feels like this power could be a curse.

all i really need in life is a global dictatorship of the proletariat

tell me how gay I am by transforming into what i most desire

so what happens when you meet a sex repulsed asexual?

So you smell like pierogies and coffee or something?