There's now a small chance that the next shooting is some singularity-craving bazinga with a greeble-laden AR-15 that believes they can't get domed by the Secret Service because they believe in "quantum immortality" and will immediately teleport to a reality where they weren't domed by the Secret Service. 
·4 days ago
'we'll coup who we want, I enjoy freedoms that grant me main character plot armor'