• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Brandon needs to stop outsourcing to these losers. Call in a favor to the Irish mob. Or that albino assassin the Vatican has in the DaVinci Code. You just know the Holy Mother Church has one of those guys lurking around wasting his talents guarding the archives that prove Jesus smoked weed and had forty kids. (They love the number 40 for a reason)

    • huf [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      it's a very important world historical number. for example, lex luthor stole 40 cakes. that's four tens. and that's terrible.