I’m reserve army of labor. Didn’t major in STEM so all the businesses in the country think I’m a worthless village idiot and write me off. So since I never got an internship because of picky employers, now I can’t get an entry level job because I never did 5 years of work for free. If I ever get the luxury of an actual adult job masking will be hell, I cannot stand those fart-sniffers to the point where I have developed an admittedly irrational technophobia.