• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Both of them are too chubby for me.

    stares longingly at Popeye's girlfriend Olive Oyl

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      frothingfash: “Man, I want more high-quality graphics in games.”

      porky-happy: “Ok.”

      frothingfash: “Wait, Lara Croft blends in with the high graphics? I knew it, you’re an America-hating, reverse-racist COMMUNIST!”

      Just play an anime game and shut the fuck up.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        The POV of the gamer chud is like matrix code but instead of letters and numbers its all just monkey paws

      • huf [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        i hope one of these days a game like this includes an "EPIC GAMER MODE (SERIOUS PLAYERS ONLY)" which is exactly the same game but they get the original lara model in all its pixelated, triangular glory.