Damn, they phones literally exploded tho

  • ReadFanon [any, any]
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    3 months ago

    Mr President, a second Galaxy Note 7 has been recharged at the towers

  • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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    3 months ago

    "I'm half Indian and half Japanese, so I get my sushi at 7/11" is such a perfect example of a hack stand up joke

    Dan Nainannnnnn... a comedian! jokerfied

    • Aria 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇩 [she]@lemmygrad.ml
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      3 months ago

      did someone actually make this joke?

      if so, then i want to ask them "what was the joke"; since i'm genuinely clueless on where i'm supposed to laugh at.

      as it seems like a thing anyone would do, not just "half-indian half-japanese" people.

      (like, i get the sushi = japanese food part, but what's supposed to be the indian part? 7/11 employees being of indian descent or smth???)

      • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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        3 months ago

        That and the Samsung Galaxy thing in the op are both really awful Dan Nainan bits, the joke is that sushi is Japanese and a lot of Indian Americans own 7/11 franchises, so the Japanese thing in the Indian American owned store is the thing the guy who's half of both is what he gets there, which would probably be terrible sushi if 7/11s actually sell sushi

        Him and Tom Myers both are recurring subjects of mockery and ironic praise on

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        • Aria 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇩 [she]@lemmygrad.ml
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          3 months ago

          Thanks for explaining! I'm not a westerner and I don't really follow what's going on in the west as much, so I'm out of the loop on a lot of these things. Like, now I wonder how come a lot of Indian-Americans own 7/11 franchises lol.

          Why would sushi sold in 7/11 be terrible, though? Are foods sold in 7/11 usually that bad? ^^;

          • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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            3 months ago

            I don't even think 7/11s sell sushi for one haha, but it's a convenience store where it's mostly for people to buy a packaged snack like chips or candy and a drink on a commute and the hot food you can buy is like hot dogs that are sitting all day on rollers under a heat lamp. The joke is I guess about how food from there has a reputation for not being that fresh, and sushi is a food that you want to serve as fresh as you can.

            I'm not really sure why there's such a widespread thing of Indian immigrants owning convenience stores in the US, but it seems pretty common. It's more just South Asians in general and not Indians specifically, I know a Pakistani family that own a local store, but I guess a lot of Americans probably don't know or care about the difference.

  • hypercracker
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    3 months ago

    Has anybody checked in on the conspiracy theorist community this week? How are they doing with the whole "the Jews can blow up your phone" thing?

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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      3 months ago

      Finally the conspiracy community, resistance fighters, and JDate users have some common ground.