"I got a cousin in England. His name is Judd. Good name. Sounds country. Gets me votes. He's a professional snooker player. What even is snooker? Pool is a game. That's a game. I don't play games. I make money - money-money-money. But pool's got style. Numbers and colors on the balls. Like number 3 is the lipstick ball. 3 good number. Very good luck number. Red good color with the white circle thing - classy. But snooker makes no sense. Bad colors. Has no style and no numbers. It's like a country without a flag and no people. What's the point of that?"
"I got a cousin in England. His name is Judd. Good name. Sounds country. Gets me votes. He's a professional snooker player. What even is snooker? Pool is a game. That's a game. I don't play games. I make money - money-money-money. But pool's got style. Numbers and colors on the balls. Like number 3 is the lipstick ball. 3 good number. Very good luck number. Red good color with the white circle thing - classy. But snooker makes no sense. Bad colors. Has no style and no numbers. It's like a country without a flag and no people. What's the point of that?"