PointAndClique [they/them] to badposting • 8 days agoI have two moods, farting and waiting to fartmessage-squaremessage-square8 fedilinkarrow-up123file-text
arrow-up123message-squareI have two moods, farting and waiting to fartPointAndClique [they/them] to badposting • 8 days agomessage-square8 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePointAndClique [they/them]hexagonhexbear3·8 days agoFarts are like cats, you have to pretend you're not interested, stare into middle distance 70° away from it, slow blink once or twice and wait for it come to you link
Never trust a fart
Farts are like cats, you have to pretend you're not interested, stare into middle distance 70° away from it, slow blink once or twice and wait for it come to you