How do you lot come up with this stuff? It's inspired.

For those about to fart: We salute you

i spent my whole life.. waiting to fart. i thought it would all change. i thought everything would really start then. what i learned --- what i learned after meeting your father --- was that its the journey that makes it. not the farting itself. just the journey. and thats why i never shid anymore

I only have one mood

Never trust a fart