Be opposed to a central authority.
Have to establish the central authority 8 years after your founding because the states couldn't agree on a shared currency and you have no way to repay your war debt.
Back date the country's founding to the beginning of the war anyway

Props to this anon for trashing the US on 4chan. I respect your bravery.

ngl got me in the first half

god bless those that carry on the ancient tradition of the > pic unrelated joke

also with the image compression i really wasnt expecting the timestamp