without threatening games studios or requiring that capitalism collapses first, what are methods you would use to fix these dumb multiplayer games

because unfortunately i think these guys want skins and progression systems now bleayyeaakkck

i think we gotta trick em into thinking they've got skins. my idea is that you get to keep your skins but only until you die, and then it turns into a puff of greasy smoke and you go back to looking like your friend Leonard dressed in lazertag gear. make 'em spend in-game currencies that aren't tied to real world dollars and i think we have essentially a Skins Methadone Clinic

what are your ideas on how we solve this disGUSTING state of multiplayer games

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    2 days ago

    I remember playing Halo 3 online for the first time and just having my mind blown by the fact that you could gain XP in a multiplayer shooter. But that's an RPG thing!!! wowee

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 days ago

      lukashenko-tired I don't want to grind for points or pay real money. I just want to play dress up dolly with my space man.

      • 12022081631 [he/him]
        hexagon
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        2 days ago

        I don't want to grind for points or pay real money. I just want to place dress up dolly with my space man.

        this is one of the classical genders up there with "man" and "wo-man"

      • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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        2 days ago

        Halo 3 did have an XP system but it barely did anything. XP gained you rank that went from Private to Grand Marshal or whatever and it basically just showed how much you'd been playing the game. That was separate from the playlist-specific skill ranks that went from 1-50 IIRC. Halo 3's customisation unlocks were almost entirely tied to achievements

        Reach took those systems and made them much more involved and grindy while also adding way more cosmetic unlockables. I played Halo 3 purely because I thought it was fun but in Reach I spent hours in that stupid Gruntpocalypse Firefight playlist to grind for credits and XP for a specific helmet I wanted desolate

        • 12022081631 [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 days ago

          many such instances. one of my best friends was stuck on that reach trough and enjoyed it Very Much

          they were also stuck on whichever mass effect had multiplayer skins and i couldnt remember which side of the "good | bad" pipe that was on